FML.
Yeah, never again am I going with mum and dad to Kowhai Park during an open home.
We had to get out of the house, and take the dog too. So mum thought it would be cool to go to the park for a walk and shit, soo~ we got there. And next thing dad's running in CIRCLES around a fucking tree and the dog's going crazy, any cars by-passing can see my dad looking like a maniac running in circles around the bloody tree.
MUM HOWEVER, decided it would be fun to 'rebel' and try to CLIMB A TREE. I'm standing there, like facepalming and being a little emo child not wanting to join in.
And my parents are all like "weeeeeeeeeeh!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Never mind, escaping tomorrow. I can cope till then! FFFFF.
*sigh* And then mum's all 'Ommmmmmmg you're leaviiiiing tomorrrooooow!' and I was like 'Ha, pfft, chur.'
LOL THEN SHE GOT ALL CUT AND MAD AT ME FOR NOT CARING THAT I'M LEAAAVVIIING HEEERRR.
And I'm thinking, I'm 16, you're HOW OLD?! Grow up?

Psssh, now dad's getting started. 'We're going to have a big talk before you leave tomorrow!' 'Uh, about what?' 'Expectations! Good expectations!' [FML] 'Uh, kay.' 'I haven't had THE talk with you yet' [I'm sitting here thinking if you fucking start at me about sex and drugs and alcohol I will murder someone, awkward much!?] and then mum pitched in with 'Yes! No talk? NO TRIP!'

SO I'M LIKE BRING ON THE PROBABLY FUCKING AWKWARD EMBARASSING TALK.
Whyyyyy, why father why!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.



...i-isn't it usually the mum's who give their daughters the whole sex talk?! NOT THE DADS?! WHY MY DAD?!
Maybe I'm getting the wrong idea.. I sure hope so.. but the emphasise when he said 'THE talk' has got me worried. LOL

So, I may be in need of counselling after tomorrow morning. LOL.
Super fun tiemz. <3
NOW I SHOULD START PACKING 8DD.
And put on any washing I haven't done yet, not that I can be bothered being 'responsible' about shit. BUT FFFFFFFFFFFF.